so she gets pulled over, and as the bike cop walks up to her, she asks “are you going to at least try to sell me a ticket to the highway patrolmen’s ball?”
Then the cop goes “highway patrolmen don’t have balls, ma’am”
and she busts out laughing, he finally gets it and just turns around, gets on his bike, and rides away without another word. She just sits in her car laughing for like five minutes before she starts her car again.
Shit,  if i’d try to say something like that he would have gone LAPD on my ass.